In what some are calling an error of biblical proportions, drink vendors during Riverbend’s Faith and Family night served festival-goers Vodka instead of the usual holy water on the sacred rocks.
Experts on the matter believe there should be no cause for alarm as both liquids lead those who partake to Jesus anyway.
“I am shocked and appalled that Friends of the Festival would allow my unvaccinated son to drink the devil’s juice instead of the blood of the lamb while he sees Switchfeet or whatever,” explained Riverbend attendee Deborah Smith. “They could have at least had the vodka blessed!”
“Don’t worry, I have blessed it,” explained Father Basil Marceaux.