After Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Hammond discussed plans to monitor state-wide Muslim activity earlier today at a Hamilton County Pachyderm Club meeting, he vowed to wear a burqa and go undercover himself at local mosques to search for any potential Islamic extremists.
Hammond called Islam “communism with a god” and “the strongest infringement that we’ve had in our country…since communism,” and he said, “Even if only 5 percent…want to perform jihad, that’s a lot of people.”
“If I must infiltrate every mosque and possible sleeper cell in the area myself, I will do it,” said Hammond. “I will learn Arabic and study the Qur’an and develop a taste for falafel, so I will become one of them.”
“I will speak with a high-pitched voice like a woman and wear a burqa all day,” said Hammond. “As a mole, I am prepared to enter an arranged marriage as an ISIS bride in order to get to the heart of the operation, if I must.