March: Lipstick-wearing Bugs Bunny arrested for defying TN drag show ban
April: Hero Kid Rock shoots aggressive Bud Light cans in self-defense
May: TN House Republicans introduce megaphone ban after Covenant Shooting
June: Crypto influencer Gary Vee says “Shitty NFT scribbles are the future of finance”
Grown man introduces childish hen-scratched cartoon characters with a straight face, such as Grifter Grizzly Bear, Ponzi Panda, Speculative Bubble Bumblebee, and Pump-N-Dump Penguin.
September: Local school admins completely baffled by wave of teachers quitting their low-paying, soul-crushing, glorified-babysitting job
October: Rep. Fleischmann almost becomes new House Speaker and when we say “almost” we mean “not even close”
