After a day filled with reports of rape, child abuse, and other disgusting things, Chattanooga Mayor Andy Berke held a press conference this afternoon to ask Chattanooga residents to “cut all this weird creepy shit out”.
“What the hell is wrong with you people,” questioned Berke to a group of gatherers, all in face-palm stance. “Go back to using our gig internet for illegally downloading “Game of Thrones” episodes, not being a bunch of eerie asswipes.”
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After news that Hasbro might be removing the “Mr.” from its classic Mr. Potato Head toy,
After rioters carrying Trump flags stormed the U.S. Capitol yesterday, Congressman Chuck Fleischmann told a WDEF
After receiving criticism for holding indoor church services with hundreds of people without distancing or mask
Since everyone else is, a representative of the New York City Times Square New Year’s Eve
