{"id":918,"date":"2013-12-21T07:43:23","date_gmt":"2013-12-21T12:43:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=918"},"modified":"2013-12-21T07:43:23","modified_gmt":"2013-12-21T12:43:23","slug":"signal-mountain-awarded-best-place-in-tenn-by-residents-of-signal-mountain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2013\/12\/21\/signal-mountain-awarded-best-place-in-tenn-by-residents-of-signal-mountain\/","title":{"rendered":"Signal Mountain awarded “Best Place in Tenn.” by residents of Signal Mountain"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Signal Mountain (Used under the CC-BY-ND-2.0 license. Source: flic.kr\/p\/8TJ4eV)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Earlier this week, the residents of the town Signal Mountain, located on Walden Ridge, awarded themselves the honor of “Best Place in Tennessee” after obtaining the results of a poll, in which only Signal Mountain inhabitants voted.<\/p>\n

“We’re number one! We’re number one!” said the crowd of residents in a chant at the ceremony.<\/p>\n

“Other towns and cities in Tennessee can go bite a dick,” said Signal Mountain town crier Leopold Windsor. “Our low crime and unemployment rates, well-educated populace and beautiful scenery make us the most ultra mega super-awesomest town in the state, and possibly the whole nation, planet and universe.”<\/p>\n

“Just look at our new state-of-the-art Middle\/High School,” said Windsor. “Our panoramic views. Our homogeneous demographics. We’ve got a house that looks like a freakin’ UFO too, so everybody else should just stop trying, ’cause we’re the best. We did it.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Earlier this week, the residents of the town Signal Mountain, located on Walden Ridge, awarded themselves the honor of “Best Place in Tennessee” after obtaining the results of a poll, in which only Signal Mountain inhabitants voted. “We’re number one! We’re number one!” said the crowd of residents in a chant at the ceremony. “Other towns and cities in Tennessee can go bite a dick,” said Signal Mountain town crier Leopold Windsor. “Our low crime and unemployment rates, well-educated populace and beautiful scenery make us the most ultra mega super-awesomest town in the state, and possibly the whole nation, planet<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/918"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=918"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/918\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}