{"id":877,"date":"2013-10-21T14:38:21","date_gmt":"2013-10-21T18:38:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=877"},"modified":"2013-10-21T14:38:21","modified_gmt":"2013-10-21T18:38:21","slug":"hamilton-county-schools-may-turn-to-capital-punishment-if-corporal-punishment-is-dropped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2013\/10\/21\/hamilton-county-schools-may-turn-to-capital-punishment-if-corporal-punishment-is-dropped\/","title":{"rendered":"Hamilton County Schools may turn to capital punishment if corporal punishment is dropped."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a press conference this morning with Hamilton County Schools superintendent Rick Smith, it was announced that Chattanooga area schools would employ a capital punishment policy if forced to give up corporal punishment.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/punishment.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-878\" alt=\"punishment\" src=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/punishment-300x220.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/punishment-300x220.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/punishment-67x48.jpg 67w, https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/punishment-87x63.jpg 87w, https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/punishment.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>The announcement comes after a recent nationwide debate on whether or not school officials should still be able to issue corporal punishment to rowdy and unruly students. \u00a0It was uncovered that Chattanooga area schools were using corporal punishment techniques such as bare-assed cat o\u2019 nine tail whips\u00a0and atomic wedgies.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe must provide swift punishment to these shithead students who break the rules during school hours with their MTV twerking and facetagramming tweets,\u201d explained Hamilton county superintendent Smith. \u201cI believe students will think twice if faced with a trip to the gas chamber or an electric chair.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Some parents of local students are all for the new capital punishment techniques. Many believe the old system of corporal punishment just wasn\u2019t enough.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy son Jeremy started looking forward to being called a slut and slapped around by his principal in front of the whole school,\u201d said Hixson High School parent Sherry Miller. \u201cI can only pray that the threat of standing before a firing squad will make him think twice before sagging his Levi\u2019s\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a press conference this morning with Hamilton County Schools superintendent Rick Smith, it was announced that Chattanooga area schools would employ a capital punishment policy if forced to give up corporal punishment. The announcement comes after a recent nationwide debate on whether or not school officials should still be able to issue corporal punishment to rowdy and unruly students. \u00a0It was uncovered that Chattanooga area schools were using corporal punishment techniques such as bare-assed cat o\u2019 nine tail whips\u00a0and atomic wedgies. \u201cWe must provide swift punishment to these shithead students who break the rules during school hours with their<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":878,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=877"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}