{"id":832,"date":"2013-09-17T10:14:40","date_gmt":"2013-09-17T14:14:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=832"},"modified":"2013-09-18T09:11:37","modified_gmt":"2013-09-18T13:11:37","slug":"breaking-epb-announces-free-dial-up-internet-service-for-4th-anniversary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2013\/09\/17\/breaking-epb-announces-free-dial-up-internet-service-for-4th-anniversary\/","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING: EPB announces free dial up internet service for 4th anniversary."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/epb4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-833\" alt=\"epb4\" src=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/epb4-300x155.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"155\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/epb4-300x155.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/epb4-1024x531.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/epb4.jpg 1234w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>In celebration of their 4th year of providing world renowned Internet service, EPB officials announced they will begin offering 56k dial up, free of charge.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We are using our state of the art smart grid technology to ensure every customer has unprecedented access to our wonderful new dial up internet service,&#8221; explained EPB spokesman John Pless. &#8220;We believe this to be some next level shit for what the Gig City has to offer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>EPB also announced for the 4 year celebration an additional free email account for internet subscribers and RFDTV in high definition for the Fi TV lineup.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In celebration of their 4th year of providing world renowned Internet service, EPB officials announced they will begin offering 56k dial up, free of charge. &#8220;We are using our state of the art smart grid technology to ensure every customer has unprecedented access to our wonderful new dial up internet service,&#8221; explained EPB spokesman John Pless. &#8220;We believe this to be some next level shit for what the Gig City has to offer.&#8221; EPB also announced for the 4 year celebration an additional free email account for internet subscribers and RFDTV in high definition for the Fi TV lineup. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":833,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}