{"id":633,"date":"2013-07-30T10:53:36","date_gmt":"2013-07-30T14:53:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=633"},"modified":"2013-07-30T12:01:15","modified_gmt":"2013-07-30T16:01:15","slug":"president-obama-stops-by-rock-city-calls-bullshit-on-seeing-seven-states","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2013\/07\/30\/president-obama-stops-by-rock-city-calls-bullshit-on-seeing-seven-states\/","title":{"rendered":"President Obama Stops By Rock City, Calls Bullshit on Seeing Seven States"},"content":{"rendered":"

During a stop today at Chattanooga tourism mainstay Rock City, President Obama was overheard commenting about the park’s main attraction of “seeing seven states” as “complete bullshit.”<\/p>\n

\"obama-rock-city\"<\/a>“I believe the great citizens of Chattanooga are being ass fed a shit bag of lies,” said President Obama. “I paid my goddamn quarter and couldn’t see a fucking thing, let alone seven damn states!”<\/p>\n

It was reported the President proceeded to shake the swinging bridge while others crossed and laugh at those who failed the fat man squeeze.<\/p>\n

“The only thing worse would be to look down upon Chattanooga and view a hunk of shit cars or visit a man made cave with a\u00a0mediocre\u00a0waterfall,” said Obama.<\/p>\n

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Photo courtesy of CB Staff\/Harold Hardass<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

During a stop today at Chattanooga tourism mainstay Rock City, President Obama was overheard commenting about the park’s main attraction of “seeing seven states” as “complete bullshit.” “I believe the great citizens of Chattanooga are being ass fed a shit bag of lies,” said President Obama. “I paid my goddamn quarter and couldn’t see a fucking thing, let alone seven damn states!” It was reported the President proceeded to shake the swinging bridge while others crossed and laugh at those who failed the fat man squeeze. “The only thing worse would be to look down upon Chattanooga and view a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":671,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}