{"id":601,"date":"2013-07-17T08:50:50","date_gmt":"2013-07-17T12:50:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=601"},"modified":"2013-07-17T08:50:50","modified_gmt":"2013-07-17T12:50:50","slug":"breaking-whirlpool-announces-it-has-been-successfully-shamed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2013\/07\/17\/breaking-whirlpool-announces-it-has-been-successfully-shamed\/","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING: Whirlpool Announces It Has Been Successfully Shamed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BREAKING: A representative from the Whirlpool Corporation announced this morning that the company has successfully and sufficiently been shamed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We will now attempt to awaken the two gentlemen, who have been at our necks for many months, and comply with whatever shaming they have in mind,&#8221; exclaimed Whirlpool PR spokesmen Todd Harris.<\/p>\n<p>It is believed that Lupton Company will follow suit. More as it breaks&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BREAKING: A representative from the Whirlpool Corporation announced this morning that the company has successfully and sufficiently been shamed. &#8220;We will now attempt to awaken the two gentlemen, who have been at our necks for many months, and comply with whatever shaming they have in mind,&#8221; exclaimed Whirlpool PR spokesmen Todd Harris. It is believed that Lupton Company will follow suit. More as it breaks&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":602,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}