{"id":368,"date":"2013-05-12T22:30:19","date_gmt":"2013-05-13T02:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=368"},"modified":"2013-05-13T11:30:04","modified_gmt":"2013-05-13T15:30:04","slug":"tennessee-agrees-to-trade-tennessee-river-access-for-cast-of-small-town-security","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2013\/05\/12\/tennessee-agrees-to-trade-tennessee-river-access-for-cast-of-small-town-security\/","title":{"rendered":"Tennessee Agrees to Trade Tennessee River Access for Cast of Small Town Security."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After months of deliberation and litigation, Georgia lawmakers have reached an agreement with Tennessee officials for access to parts of the Tennessee River, in exchange for the cast of the AMC reality series \u201cSmall Town Security\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier this year, Georgia lawmakers passed a resolution to claim back what they believe is rightfully the states, land with access to the Tennessee River that was taken away due to a miscalculated survey performed some 200 years ago.<\/p>\n<p>Tennessee\u2019s Governor Bill Haslam sparked the idea after catching last weeks Season two premiere. \u201cLoved it\u201d, exclaimed Governor Haslam, \u201cThe show makes for excellent television, and I wholeheartedly believe what Tennessee needs is a reality show based around a security company with a chick-dude to call its own.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019ve actually got reality shows co<a href=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/tennesseeriversts.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-369\" alt=\"tennesseeriversts\" src=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/tennesseeriversts-300x168.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/tennesseeriversts-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/tennesseeriversts.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>ming out of our ass,\u201d said Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss,\u201d I mean, is it really going to hurt us to lose just one for a sweet ass taste of that Tennessee River water?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In one condition of the deal made, filming of the show and series cast members must move from their current Northwest Georgia location to just north of the Tennessee and Georgia border. Experts believe the city of Red Bank is in top running for the relocation.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHell, I\u2019d give up a tributary if the woman\/man would just move across the state line,\u201d laughed Haslam, \u201cthat alone will show Tennessee is moving towards a state of acceptance of all life, uh, choices.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t believe the deals will stop here,\u201d said Senator Chambliss, \u201cwe have drawn up proposals to trade season four of \u201cThe Walking Dead\u201d for Memphis\u2019 own Graceland.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After months of deliberation and litigation, Georgia lawmakers have reached an agreement with Tennessee officials for access to parts of the Tennessee River, in exchange for the cast of the AMC reality series \u201cSmall Town Security\u201d. Earlier this year, Georgia lawmakers passed a resolution to claim back what they believe is rightfully the states, land with access to the Tennessee River that was taken away due to a miscalculated survey performed some 200 years ago. Tennessee\u2019s Governor Bill Haslam sparked the idea after catching last weeks Season two premiere. \u201cLoved it\u201d, exclaimed Governor Haslam, \u201cThe show makes for excellent television,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":369,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}