{"id":363,"date":"2013-05-08T21:15:39","date_gmt":"2013-05-09T01:15:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=363"},"modified":"2013-05-08T21:15:39","modified_gmt":"2013-05-09T01:15:39","slug":"chattanooga-bigfoot-arrested-on-charges-of-supplying-alcohol-to-signal-mountain-teenagers-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2013\/05\/08\/chattanooga-bigfoot-arrested-on-charges-of-supplying-alcohol-to-signal-mountain-teenagers-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Chattanooga Bigfoot arrested on charges of supplying alcohol to Signal Mountain Teenagers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In what some may call the meshing of two recent headlines, Chattanooga\u2019s own Bigfoot was arrested on charges of supplying alcohol to 18 Signal Mountain teenagers over the weekend.<\/p>\n<p>Police responded to a disturbance call of a \u201clarge drunken hairy bastard\u201d groaning and hiding behind a tree. Neighbors spotted the creature just as police were leaving from the noise complaint just an hour before.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe believed it to be just another horseshit drunken redneck Bigfoot sighting,\u201d said Signal Mountain Police Chief Boyd Veal, \u201cbut the call came from within two blocks of the private school brat slosh fest that officers had just shut down.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Smalfut.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-358\" alt=\"bigfoot\" src=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Smalfut.jpg\" width=\"238\" height=\"267\" \/><\/a>The Bigfoot, who recently appeared in news reports about his four plus decades of sightings, is currently being held on accusations of contributing to the delinquency of minors.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was like, totally freaked out at first.\u201d said 17 year old GPS student, escaped party goer, and Signal Mountain resident Gabby Westerman, \u201cbut then we knew he was super cool when he handed us all Bud Lights.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>No stranger to the charges brought against it, records from 1988 show the Chattanooga Bigfoot was accused of providing a group of teenagers some methamphetamine and LSD. Witnesses said the Bigfoot caused no bodily injury, as history would suggest, it only wanted to prove that it was \u201chip\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Smalfut.jpg\">\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>photo taken from Wikipedia.com.\u00a0Used under the CC-BY-SA-2.0 license.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In what some may call the meshing of two recent headlines, Chattanooga\u2019s own Bigfoot was arrested on charges of supplying alcohol to 18 Signal Mountain teenagers over the weekend. Police responded to a disturbance call of a \u201clarge drunken hairy bastard\u201d groaning and hiding behind a tree. Neighbors spotted the creature just as police were leaving from the noise complaint just an hour before. \u201cWe believed it to be just another horseshit drunken redneck Bigfoot sighting,\u201d said Signal Mountain Police Chief Boyd Veal, \u201cbut the call came from within two blocks of the private school brat slosh fest that officers<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":358,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}