{"id":260,"date":"2013-04-27T01:55:12","date_gmt":"2013-04-27T05:55:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=260"},"modified":"2013-04-27T01:55:12","modified_gmt":"2013-04-27T05:55:12","slug":"chattanooga-brothel-was-front-for-hypnosis-clinic-we-will-not-tolerate-hypnosis-says-police-chief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2013\/04\/27\/chattanooga-brothel-was-front-for-hypnosis-clinic-we-will-not-tolerate-hypnosis-says-police-chief\/","title":{"rendered":"Chattanooga brothel was front for hypnosis clinic: &#8220;We will not tolerate hypnosis&#8221; says Police Chief"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_259\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-259\" style=\"width: 196px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/hypnotist.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-259\" alt=\"A hypnotist (Used under the CC-BY-2.0 license. Source: http:\/\/flic.kr\/p\/6tKy9a)\" src=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/hypnotist-196x300.jpg\" width=\"196\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-259\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A hypnotist (Used under the CC-BY-2.0 license. Source: http:\/\/flic.kr\/p\/6tKy9a)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div>Chattanooga Police cracked down yesterday on a local brothel that was discovered to actually be a front for an illegal hypnosis clinic, as part of a sting operation by the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation working in conjunction with local officers.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;We will not tolerate hypnosis in this city,&#8221; said Chattanooga Police Chief Stanley Molloney at a press conference yesterday afternoon, to a crowd of local residents and reporters.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Not on my watch,&#8221; said Molloney, receiving cheers and applause.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Residents who live near the brothel, called Madame Chlamydia&#8217;s Discount House of Pleasure and Snack Bar, expressed shock and amazement that the establishment offered illegal services such as hypnotherapy and acupressure, instead of the expected acts of commercial fornication.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>In an early morning raid, officers forced their way into the brothel, discovering dozens of rooms, each of which contained a bald, middle-aged Austrian doctor swinging a brass pocket-watch back and forth like a pendulum over a bleary-eyed client reclining on a chaise longue.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;I swear, I was just about to suck him off,&#8221; said one doctor, a runaway from Salzburg, who attempted to obscure his face with his tweed jacket with elbow patches, as he was being led out of the building in handcuffs by policemen.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;For heaven&#8217;s sake, my children go to school just one block away from here,&#8221; said resident Samantha Alisarin. &#8220;And to think, people were being hypnotized in there, and not getting a good old American hand job or something.&#8221;<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chattanooga Police cracked down yesterday on a local brothel that was discovered to actually be a front for an illegal hypnosis clinic, as part of a sting operation by the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation working in conjunction with local officers. &#8220;We will not tolerate hypnosis in this city,&#8221; said Chattanooga Police Chief Stanley Molloney at a press conference yesterday afternoon, to a crowd of local residents and reporters. &#8220;Not on my watch,&#8221; said Molloney, receiving cheers and applause. 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