{"id":2520,"date":"2021-12-28T11:48:02","date_gmt":"2021-12-28T16:48:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=2520"},"modified":"2021-12-28T11:48:02","modified_gmt":"2021-12-28T16:48:02","slug":"rep-marjorie-taylor-greene-owns-stock-in-vaccines-jewish-space-lasers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2021\/12\/28\/rep-marjorie-taylor-greene-owns-stock-in-vaccines-jewish-space-lasers\/","title":{"rendered":"Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene owns stock in vaccines, Jewish space lasers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>After it was reported that U.S. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.timesfreepress.com\/news\/local\/story\/2021\/dec\/17\/marjorie-taylor-greene-owns-stock-3-vaccine\/559944\/\" target=\"_blank\">owned stock in three COVID-19 vaccine makers<\/a> earlier this month, despite being critical of vaccines and vaccine mandates, further disclosures have revealed that Greene also owns stock in <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.snopes.com\/fact-check\/greene-jewish-lasers-wildfires\/\" target=\"_blank\">Jewish space lasers<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scrutiny of Greene&#8217;s financial disclosures shows ownership of stock in the Goldfarbstein conglomerate, which makes diverse products including matzo, chocolate coins, dreidels, and high-powered space lasers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Some have speculated that these Goldfarbstein space lasers could have terrifying capabilities, such as starting wildfires, vaporizing gentiles, or making a laser light show extravaganza based on the music of Neil Diamond.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Representative Greene&#8217;s hypocrisy is disturbing, especially knowing that these Jewish space lasers can cause such mass destruction,&#8221; said north Georgia resident Finn Showalter. &#8220;It&#8217;s frightening to think that after a laser attack, your anguished cries would be said to no one there. And no one heard at all.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Not even the chair,&#8221; said Showalter. &#8220;Oy vey.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After it was reported that U.S. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene owned stock in three COVID-19 vaccine makers earlier this month, despite being critical of vaccines and vaccine mandates, further disclosures have revealed that Greene also owns stock in Jewish space lasers. Scrutiny of Greene&#8217;s financial disclosures shows ownership of stock in the Goldfarbstein conglomerate, which makes diverse products including matzo, chocolate coins, dreidels, and high-powered space lasers. Some have speculated that these Goldfarbstein space lasers could have terrifying capabilities, such as starting wildfires, vaporizing gentiles, or making a laser light show extravaganza based on the music of Neil Diamond. &#8220;Representative<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2472,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2520"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2520\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}