Fans of public intoxication had to take the weekend off from their favorite watering hole\/nightclub due to a plethora of beer board violations against the now infamous Blue Light club on Station Street. Owner and local radio personality Brian Joyce says the blame can only be placed on one factor, and that is somehow the presidency of Donald J Trump.\u00a0
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\u201cWhat you\u2019re looking at here is the past presidency of Donald Trump aka Drumpf causing Blue Light staff and myself to drink on the job and then sell drinks in the street,\u201d explained Joyce, while thumbing thru some \u201cOccupy Democrats\u201d tweets for material. \u201cWe are still coping with this orange dictator making our lives miserable again when he said he would be making America great again!\u201d \u00a0
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Sources said Blue Light employees were preparing for a full \u201cJanuary 6th\u201d style insurrection of the venue by beer board members because \u201cthat\u2019s what the Cheeto-in-chief\u201d would want.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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