{"id":2483,"date":"2021-03-14T17:26:55","date_gmt":"2021-03-14T21:26:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=2483"},"modified":"2021-08-08T21:24:32","modified_gmt":"2021-08-09T01:24:32","slug":"armed-right-wing-militia-members-take-post-outside-mr-burrito-grill-in-case-threat-of-mr-removal-arises","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2021\/03\/14\/armed-right-wing-militia-members-take-post-outside-mr-burrito-grill-in-case-threat-of-mr-removal-arises\/","title":{"rendered":"Armed right-wing militia members take post outside Mr. Burrito Grill in case threat of &#8220;Mr.&#8221; removal arises"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>After news that Hasbro might be removing the &#8220;Mr.&#8221; from its classic Mr. Potato Head toy, a group of conservative-leaning militia members has assembled outside of the popular eatery &#8220;Mr. Burrito Grill&#8221; in an effort to provide what they call &#8221; freedom protection&#8221;. Experts believe the group is doing anything they can to protect what they are calling &#8220;the sanctity of men&#8221; and nothing would be more harmful to their wellbeing than seeing the word &#8220;Mr.&#8221; removed from a building. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s a MISTER burrito grill for a reason,&#8221; explained one militia member Brandon Houseman. &#8220;You take away his manhood then it&#8217;s just a burrito grill, I can buy them things at Big Lots&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sources say the group did not keep post long as temperatures rose above 70 degrees in the afternoon and also discovered does not provide a discount for being fake military. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After news that Hasbro might be removing the &#8220;Mr.&#8221; from its classic Mr. Potato Head toy, a group of conservative-leaning militia members has assembled outside of the popular eatery &#8220;Mr. Burrito Grill&#8221; in an effort to provide what they call &#8221; freedom protection&#8221;. Experts believe the group is doing anything they can to protect what they are calling &#8220;the sanctity of men&#8221; and nothing would be more harmful to their wellbeing than seeing the word &#8220;Mr.&#8221; removed from a building. &#8220;He&#8217;s a MISTER burrito grill for a reason,&#8221; explained one militia member Brandon Houseman. &#8220;You take away his manhood then<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2484,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2483"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2483"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2483\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}