{"id":2473,"date":"2021-01-31T23:26:11","date_gmt":"2021-02-01T04:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=2473"},"modified":"2021-01-31T23:26:11","modified_gmt":"2021-02-01T04:26:11","slug":"rep-marjorie-taylor-greene-purchases-bullshit-detector-on-craigslist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2021\/01\/31\/rep-marjorie-taylor-greene-purchases-bullshit-detector-on-craigslist\/","title":{"rendered":"Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene purchases bullshit detector on Craigslist"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

After receiving wide criticism for her support of wild conspiracy theories on social media<\/a>, North Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene announced that she purchased a bullshit detector from someone on Craigslist<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This bullshit detector, which resembles a waffle iron glued to a lava lamp wrapped with Christmas string lights, was purchased by Greene from a man known as “Lortab Larry” for $5000, paid in Applebee’s gift cards.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Greene, who in the last few years has supported allegations that the Parkland and Sandy Hook shootings were “false flag” events and that Democrats are part of a global cabal<\/a> of Satanic, cannibalistic pedophiles, will use the bullshit detector to determine the veracity of claims from her constituents.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I just got this email from one of my supporters that as a child, AOC was possessed by the devil and could rotate her head all the way around and also that she once rigged a bus so that it would explode if it went below 50 mph, and also she was responsible for the Rwandan genocide and participated in a human centipede in college, just for fun,” said Greene, before feeding a printout into her bullshit detector.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Well what do you know, it’s all true,” said Greene, nodding solemnly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After receiving wide criticism for her support of wild conspiracy theories on social media, North Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene announced that she purchased a bullshit detector from someone on Craigslist. This bullshit detector, which resembles a waffle iron glued to a lava lamp wrapped with Christmas string lights, was purchased by Greene from a man known as “Lortab Larry” for $5000, paid in Applebee’s gift cards. Greene, who in the last few years has supported allegations that the Parkland and Sandy Hook shootings were “false flag” events and that Democrats are part of a global cabal of Satanic, cannibalistic<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2472,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2473"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2473\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}