{"id":2460,"date":"2021-01-02T12:55:37","date_gmt":"2021-01-02T17:55:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=2460"},"modified":"2021-01-02T12:55:37","modified_gmt":"2021-01-02T17:55:37","slug":"rep-fleischmann-spotted-at-local-adult-store-preparing-for-next-encounter-with-trump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2021\/01\/02\/rep-fleischmann-spotted-at-local-adult-store-preparing-for-next-encounter-with-trump\/","title":{"rendered":"Rep Fleischmann spotted at local adult store preparing for next encounter with Trump"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>After news broke that Representative Chuck Fleischmann would join in objecting to President-Elect Joe Biden&#8217;s certification, it was reported the congressman was spotted at a local adult store purchasing BDSM supplies in preparation for his next run-in with Trump. A bystander spotted Chucky trying on different outfits and talking to himself in a mirror.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Please don&#8217;t say mean things on the internet about me daddy Trump, I promise I&#8217;ll be good and do whatever you want,&#8221; exclaimed Fleischmann into a mirror, while placing a MAGA bondage mask on his head and fastening on orange nipple clamps. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sources have also discovered secret service was made aware the congressman&#8217;s safe word is &#8220;Fleshmann&#8221;, just in case things got a little out of hand with the departing losing president. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After news broke that Representative Chuck Fleischmann would join in objecting to President-Elect Joe Biden&#8217;s certification, it was reported the congressman was spotted at a local adult store purchasing BDSM supplies in preparation for his next run-in with Trump. A bystander spotted Chucky trying on different outfits and talking to himself in a mirror. &#8220;Please don&#8217;t say mean things on the internet about me daddy Trump, I promise I&#8217;ll be good and do whatever you want,&#8221; exclaimed Fleischmann into a mirror, while placing a MAGA bondage mask on his head and fastening on orange nipple clamps. Sources have also discovered<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2461,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}