{"id":2447,"date":"2020-09-05T15:33:19","date_gmt":"2020-09-05T19:33:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=2447"},"modified":"2020-09-05T15:33:20","modified_gmt":"2020-09-05T19:33:20","slug":"i-may-have-herpes-but-at-least-i-dont-have-covid-19-by-twisty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2020\/09\/05\/i-may-have-herpes-but-at-least-i-dont-have-covid-19-by-twisty\/","title":{"rendered":"I may have herpes, but at least I don\u2019t have COVID-19 &#8211; by Twisty"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>As we head into month whatever of the pandemic shit of COVID-19, I am proud to say I have been coronavirus free. \u201cHow is this so Twisty?\u201d Well, as I don\u2019t require a condom, I do require a mask. <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You see, doctors have been tellin us to keep 6ft away from each other to keep the coronavirus at bay. If you\u2019ve lived in Chattanooga in the last few years, you\u2019ll know some private information about myself has been posted around the city. \u201cTwisty got herpes\u201d is one of gigcities most popular tags, along with \u201cCARTA\u201d and \u201ctrump69\u201d. So with this type of reputation, it\u2019s easy to social distance!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I do think Dr Fauci should look into distributing herpes instead of a vaccine since it appears to keep the covid away. Herpes is here now, while a vaccine is months or ever years away!<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So next time you see \u201cTwisty has&#8230;\u201d spray painted under a bridge or on a trash can somewhere, you can rest assure it\u2019s not COVID-19. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As we head into month whatever of the pandemic shit of COVID-19, I am proud to say I have been coronavirus free. \u201cHow is this so Twisty?\u201d Well, as I don\u2019t require a condom, I do require a mask. You see, doctors have been tellin us to keep 6ft away from each other to keep the coronavirus at bay. If you\u2019ve lived in Chattanooga in the last few years, you\u2019ll know some private information about myself has been posted around the city. \u201cTwisty got herpes\u201d is one of gigcities most popular tags, along with \u201cCARTA\u201d and \u201ctrump69\u201d. So with this<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2448,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2447"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2447\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}