{"id":2394,"date":"2020-03-22T13:32:51","date_gmt":"2020-03-22T17:32:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=2394"},"modified":"2020-03-22T13:32:58","modified_gmt":"2020-03-22T17:32:58","slug":"10-person-gathering-limit-devastates-local-orgy-community","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2020\/03\/22\/10-person-gathering-limit-devastates-local-orgy-community\/","title":{"rendered":"10-person gathering limit devastates local orgy community"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Shockwaves were felt throughout Chattanooga&#8217;s orgy community after Tennessee<a href=\"https:\/\/www.wrcbtv.com\/story\/41925337\/tennessee-gov-lee-signs-order-prohibiting-gatherings-of-10-or-more-people\"> Governor Bill Lee signed Executive Order 17<\/a>, which prohibits social gatherings of more than 10 people.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;How am I supposed to get off by having sex with less than 10 people?&#8221; said local swinger and orgy enthusiast Kelly Tristhem. &#8220;All I&#8217;m asking for, and this isn&#8217;t much, is to have my wildest fantasies fulfilled by bathing in a giant ocean of flesh and genitals, all flopping around, while everyone is greased up and wearing masquerade masks, moaning and making animal noises and writhing with ecstasy and orgasmic pleasure.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Citizens are currently strongly advised to stay at home and avoid contact with other people while COVID-19 cases are swiftly increasing unless absolutely necessary, due to health and safety reasons, and state authorities have unveiled their new pro-masturbation campaign with the slogan: &#8220;Masturbation:<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=e047sLojMPU\"> it&#8217;s sex with someone you love<\/a>.&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shockwaves were felt throughout Chattanooga&#8217;s orgy community after Tennessee Governor Bill Lee signed Executive Order 17, which prohibits social gatherings of more than 10 people. &#8220;How am I supposed to get off by having sex with less than 10 people?&#8221; said local swinger and orgy enthusiast Kelly Tristhem. &#8220;All I&#8217;m asking for, and this isn&#8217;t much, is to have my wildest fantasies fulfilled by bathing in a giant ocean of flesh and genitals, all flopping around, while everyone is greased up and wearing masquerade masks, moaning and making animal noises and writhing with ecstasy and orgasmic pleasure.&#8221; Citizens are currently<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2393,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2394"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2394\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}