{"id":2350,"date":"2020-01-15T21:15:19","date_gmt":"2020-01-16T02:15:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=2350"},"modified":"2020-01-15T21:15:25","modified_gmt":"2020-01-16T02:15:25","slug":"nikkis-drive-inn-property-developer-promises-to-deep-fry-new-condos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2020\/01\/15\/nikkis-drive-inn-property-developer-promises-to-deep-fry-new-condos\/","title":{"rendered":"Nikki&#8217;s Drive Inn property developer promises to deep-fry new condos"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>After public outrage of Chattanooga&#8217;s beloved comfort food staple Nikki&#8217;s Drive Inn announced it was closing its doors to make way for new condominiums, developers announced the new structure would be deep-fried to please the angry public.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Experts are questioning how such a task can be completed, but agree that most area residents do not really give a shit since they were sold at deep-fried. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I was pretty upset that Nikkis was closing and would have to search elsewhere for a 5000 calorie meal, but then they told me this new tall house cluster was gonna be dipped in hot oil and then I got hungry,&#8221; exclaimed North Chattanooga resident Bobby Tubbies. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After public outrage of Chattanooga&#8217;s beloved comfort food staple Nikki&#8217;s Drive Inn announced it was closing its doors to make way for new condominiums, developers announced the new structure would be deep-fried to please the angry public. Experts are questioning how such a task can be completed, but agree that most area residents do not really give a shit since they were sold at deep-fried. &#8220;I was pretty upset that Nikkis was closing and would have to search elsewhere for a 5000 calorie meal, but then they told me this new tall house cluster was gonna be dipped in hot<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2354,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2350"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2350\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}