{"id":2330,"date":"2019-09-13T15:29:49","date_gmt":"2019-09-13T19:29:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=2330"},"modified":"2019-09-13T15:29:56","modified_gmt":"2019-09-13T19:29:56","slug":"residents-urged-to-conserve-water-except-hospitals-bikini-car-washes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2019\/09\/13\/residents-urged-to-conserve-water-except-hospitals-bikini-car-washes\/","title":{"rendered":"Residents urged to conserve water except hospitals, bikini car washes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In response to a water outage caused by a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wrcbtv.com\/story\/41042546\/update-water-outage-could-be-a-multiday-event-affected-restaurants-urged-to-close\">36-inch water main break<\/a>, Chattanooga residents are urged to conserve water while service is being restored, except for <a href=\"https:\/\/newschannel9.com\/news\/local\/downtown-chattanooga-hospitals-adjust-to-life-with-limited-water-service\">hospitals<\/a> and bikini car washes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Please, let&#8217;s all try to be responsible citizens during this challenging time, and only use water for the most important reasons, like when there is an urgent medical need, or if you are running a smokin&#8217; hot bikini car wash,&#8221; said local officials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Emergency supplies of water are being delivered to local hospitals, for those with medical conditions, and bikini car washes, to ensure that there are enough pails of soapy water to wet down those slippery, magnificent curves on hot, sweaty bods, scrubbing away at dirty cars under the sweltering sun, on these last days of summer, before our youth wastes away and is but a faint memory, like the fading scent of honeysuckle as we danced barefoot in the forest with wildflowers in our hair,&#8221; officials said. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In response to a water outage caused by a 36-inch water main break, Chattanooga residents are urged to conserve water while service is being restored, except for hospitals and bikini car washes. &#8220;Please, let&#8217;s all try to be responsible citizens during this challenging time, and only use water for the most important reasons, like when there is an urgent medical need, or if you are running a smokin&#8217; hot bikini car wash,&#8221; said local officials. &#8220;Emergency supplies of water are being delivered to local hospitals, for those with medical conditions, and bikini car washes, to ensure that there are enough<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2329,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2330\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}