{"id":2264,"date":"2019-03-07T19:50:42","date_gmt":"2019-03-08T00:50:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=2264"},"modified":"2019-03-07T19:50:49","modified_gmt":"2019-03-08T00:50:49","slug":"all-2145-cfc-owners-vote-to-switch-team-to-curling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2019\/03\/07\/all-2145-cfc-owners-vote-to-switch-team-to-curling\/","title":{"rendered":"All 2145 CFC owners vote to switch team to curling"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>During the first meeting of Chattanooga Football Club owners since the initial offering, a vote among members unanimously decided to switch the team to the sport of curling.  Experts are unsure why a team with literally the word football in the name would change to curling. Some members of the beloved Chatthooligans fan group have already begun spraypainting &#8220;Curlahooligan&#8221; on their chests in <g class=\"gr_ gr_595 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim ContextualSpelling ins-del multiReplace\" id=\"595\" data-gr-id=\"595\">preperation<\/g>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I was watching tv one day and saw curling and thought it was neat, then realized I paid my $125 to part own a sports team, so might as well turn it into curling,&#8221; explained CFC part-owner owner Don Sanders. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;We expect to have Finley stadium fully iced over and ready for slidin&#8217; the rocks by the first game later this month,&#8221; explained Finley stadium field manager Todd Kelly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During the first meeting of Chattanooga Football Club owners since the initial offering, a vote among members unanimously decided to switch the team to the sport of curling. Experts are unsure why a team with literally the word football in the name would change to curling. Some members of the beloved Chatthooligans fan group have already begun spraypainting &#8220;Curlahooligan&#8221; on their chests in preperation. &#8220;I was watching tv one day and saw curling and thought it was neat, then realized I paid my $125 to part own a sports team, so might as well turn it into curling,&#8221; explained CFC<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2268,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}