{"id":2143,"date":"2018-09-14T15:31:17","date_gmt":"2018-09-14T19:31:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=2143"},"modified":"2018-09-14T15:31:17","modified_gmt":"2018-09-14T19:31:17","slug":"new-miller-park-praised-for-pavement-lack-of-shade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2018\/09\/14\/new-miller-park-praised-for-pavement-lack-of-shade\/","title":{"rendered":"New Miller Park praised for pavement, lack of shade"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chattanooga residents raved with delight about the <a href=\"https:\/\/wdef.com\/2018\/09\/13\/miller-park-opens-friday\/\">newly redesigned Miller Park<\/a>, which officially opened today, citing features including its white-brick pavement and lack of shade from the sun.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There isn&#8217;t as much tree coverage as before, but you know what? Screw trees,&#8221; said resident Kelly Altmink. &#8220;And people who want to sit in the shade on a hot, sunny day like today are just pussies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When I think of the word &#8216;park&#8217; this is exactly the picture that pops into my mind: a big, flat area of grass surrounded by pavement and a covered stage and some rampy stone thingies,&#8221; said Altmink.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The beauty of the new Miller Park is just exquisite,&#8221; said Altmink while slowly nodding his head. &#8220;Exquisite.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chattanooga residents raved with delight about the newly redesigned Miller Park, which officially opened today, citing features including its white-brick pavement and lack of shade from the sun. &#8220;There isn&#8217;t as much tree coverage as before, but you know what? Screw trees,&#8221; said resident Kelly Altmink. &#8220;And people who want to sit in the shade on a hot, sunny day like today are just pussies.&#8221; &#8220;When I think of the word &#8216;park&#8217; this is exactly the picture that pops into my mind: a big, flat area of grass surrounded by pavement and a covered stage and some rampy stone thingies,&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2142,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2143"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2143\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}