{"id":2022,"date":"2018-03-08T21:29:59","date_gmt":"2018-03-09T02:29:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=2022"},"modified":"2018-03-08T21:29:59","modified_gmt":"2018-03-09T02:29:59","slug":"uber-eats-to-deliver-krystal-burgers-directly-to-toilet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2018\/03\/08\/uber-eats-to-deliver-krystal-burgers-directly-to-toilet\/","title":{"rendered":"Uber Eats to deliver Krystal burgers directly to toilet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The food delivery service <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timesfreepress.com\/news\/breakingnews\/story\/2018\/mar\/08\/uber-eats-starts\/465465\/\">Uber Eats started operating in Chattanooga today<\/a>, and customers have the option of ordering Krystal burgers to be delivered directly into a toilet, to save people the time and trouble of actually eating a Krystal and having it swiftly pass through one&#8217;s digestive system.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This new service is all about efficiency,&#8221; said Uber driver and Uber Eats delivery person Kris Courtsay. &#8220;People are willing to pay me to go to Krystal, buy a dozen Krystal burgers, then just throw them right into a toilet and flush them down.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They say you don&#8217;t really buy Krystals  \u2013 you just rent them,&#8221; said Courtsay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The food delivery service Uber Eats started operating in Chattanooga today, and customers have the option of ordering Krystal burgers to be delivered directly into a toilet, to save people the time and trouble of actually eating a Krystal and having it swiftly pass through one&#8217;s digestive system. &#8220;This new service is all about efficiency,&#8221; said Uber driver and Uber Eats delivery person Kris Courtsay. &#8220;People are willing to pay me to go to Krystal, buy a dozen Krystal burgers, then just throw them right into a toilet and flush them down.&#8221; &#8220;They say you don&#8217;t really buy Krystals \u2013<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2021,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2022"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2022"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2022\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}