{"id":2004,"date":"2018-02-14T20:06:48","date_gmt":"2018-02-15T01:06:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=2004"},"modified":"2018-02-14T20:06:48","modified_gmt":"2018-02-15T01:06:48","slug":"local-man-spends-first-valentines-day-alone-since-puss-n-boots-demolition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2018\/02\/14\/local-man-spends-first-valentines-day-alone-since-puss-n-boots-demolition\/","title":{"rendered":"Local man spends first Valentine&#8217;s Day alone since Puss n Boots demolition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is a sad day for local Chattanooga man Alan Randall as he spends his first Valentine&#8217;s Day alone since the demolition of the Puss n Boots Adult entertainment club.<\/p>\n<p>Randall, who was a frequent visitor to the Adult club, made a yearly tradition of spending every Valentine&#8217;s day with a group of ladies he truly believed he shared a connection.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I would bring my girls Destiny Summer and Vanity Safire chocolates every Valentines, while still making it rain hundreds of dollars on them,&#8221; explained a teary-eyed Randalls. &#8220;I feel like true love died with that asbestos-filled cockroach-ridden building.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is a sad day for local Chattanooga man Alan Randall as he spends his first Valentine&#8217;s Day alone since the demolition of the Puss n Boots Adult entertainment club. Randall, who was a frequent visitor to the Adult club, made a yearly tradition of spending every Valentine&#8217;s day with a group of ladies he truly believed he shared a connection. &#8220;I would bring my girls Destiny Summer and Vanity Safire chocolates every Valentines, while still making it rain hundreds of dollars on them,&#8221; explained a teary-eyed Randalls. &#8220;I feel like true love died with that asbestos-filled cockroach-ridden building.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2005,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2004"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2004"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2004\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}