{"id":1904,"date":"2017-06-14T20:00:59","date_gmt":"2017-06-15T00:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=1904"},"modified":"2017-06-14T20:00:59","modified_gmt":"2017-06-15T00:00:59","slug":"riverbend-attendees-urged-to-pretend-theyre-at-bonnaroo-not-shower-to-conserve-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2017\/06\/14\/riverbend-attendees-urged-to-pretend-theyre-at-bonnaroo-not-shower-to-conserve-water\/","title":{"rendered":"Riverbend attendees urged to pretend they&#8217;re at Bonnaroo, not shower to conserve water"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After <a href=\"http:\/\/nooga.com\/176308\/tennessee-american-water-please-restrict-nonessential-water-use-because-of-valve-break\/\">Tennessee American Water asked customers east of Missionary Ridge to curb water usage<\/a>, due to major repair work on a broken valve, Riverbend attendees were urged to pretend they&#8217;re at Bonnaroo by not showering.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Some consider Riverbend to be the cheaper, county-fair-style alternative to the more renowned Bonnaroo,&#8221; said resident Damon Jesbedder. &#8220;But tonight, Riverbend audiences can use their imagination and pretend they&#8217;re at Bonnaroo, among thousands of filthy neo-hippies, simply by not washing themselves.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If you inhale enough body odor fumes, then George Thorogood starts to look like Bono,&#8221; said Jesbedder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After Tennessee American Water asked customers east of Missionary Ridge to curb water usage, due to major repair work on a broken valve, Riverbend attendees were urged to pretend they&#8217;re at Bonnaroo by not showering. &#8220;Some consider Riverbend to be the cheaper, county-fair-style alternative to the more renowned Bonnaroo,&#8221; said resident Damon Jesbedder. &#8220;But tonight, Riverbend audiences can use their imagination and pretend they&#8217;re at Bonnaroo, among thousands of filthy neo-hippies, simply by not washing themselves.&#8221; &#8220;If you inhale enough body odor fumes, then George Thorogood starts to look like Bono,&#8221; said Jesbedder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1903,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1904"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1904\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}