{"id":1885,"date":"2017-05-16T07:33:11","date_gmt":"2017-05-16T11:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=1885"},"modified":"2017-05-16T07:42:42","modified_gmt":"2017-05-16T11:42:42","slug":"sen-corker-googles-how-to-remove-bumper-sticker-without-damaging-paint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2017\/05\/16\/sen-corker-googles-how-to-remove-bumper-sticker-without-damaging-paint\/","title":{"rendered":"Sen. Corker Googles &#8220;How to remove bumper sticker without damaging paint&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Senator Bob Corker has Googled the phrase &#8220;How to remove bumper sticker without damaging paint,&#8221; reports say.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>This news comes one day after Corker, chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee, made comments to reporters about the White House, saying, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/politics\/articles\/2017-05-15\/trump-aides-race-to-contain-fallout-from-report-on-disclosure\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?hl=en&amp;q=https:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/politics\/articles\/2017-05-15\/trump-aides-race-to-contain-fallout-from-report-on-disclosure&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1495020382726000&amp;usg=AFQjCNHPVEQS8TTZsvixCXKsVRouqMQIUw\">&#8220;Obviously they\u2019re in a downward spiral right now.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Man, I just bought this new Volkswagen last year,&#8221; said Corker. &#8220;She&#8217;s a sweet ride.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;I&#8217;m a little reluctant to spray WD-40 on the bumper or use a blow dryer, in case of discoloration,&#8221; said Corker.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;I wish I remembered what I did the last time I removed a bumper sticker, which was in the &#8217;90s when they replaced Sammy Hagar in Van Halen with the lead singer of Extreme,&#8221; said Corker.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Senator Bob Corker has Googled the phrase &#8220;How to remove bumper sticker without damaging paint,&#8221; reports say. This news comes one day after Corker, chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee, made comments to reporters about the White House, saying, &#8220;Obviously they\u2019re in a downward spiral right now.&#8221; &#8220;Man, I just bought this new Volkswagen last year,&#8221; said Corker. &#8220;She&#8217;s a sweet ride.&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m a little reluctant to spray WD-40 on the bumper or use a blow dryer, in case of discoloration,&#8221; said Corker. &#8220;I wish I remembered what I did the last time I removed a bumper sticker, which was<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1884,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1885"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1885"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1885\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1884"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}