{"id":1783,"date":"2016-09-30T20:38:51","date_gmt":"2016-10-01T00:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=1783"},"modified":"2016-09-30T20:38:51","modified_gmt":"2016-10-01T00:38:51","slug":"area-prepares-to-clean-up-large-amount-of-discarded-m-and-b-banners-from-trust-fund-bowl-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2016\/09\/30\/area-prepares-to-clean-up-large-amount-of-discarded-m-and-b-banners-from-trust-fund-bowl-week\/","title":{"rendered":"Area prepares to clean up large amount of discarded \u201cM\u201d and \u201cB\u201d banners from Trust Fund Bowl week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While players from Baylor and McCallie prepare for tonight\u2019s big game, Chattanooga area residents are preparing to clean up the trash that will inevitably be left around the city from a solid week of \u201chyping&#8221;. The trash comes mostly in the form of huge banners that say \u201cM&#8221; or \u201cB\u201d. Experts question why students from each school make an effort to distribute the banners around the city, as a majority of the Chattanooga area population do not give two flying shit about the game.<\/p>\n<p>Both schools now have a tradition of creating of popular internet &#8220;hype videos&#8221; for the yearly football battle, otherwise known as the &#8220;Pat Robertson Trust Fund Bowl&#8221;. Sources say these videos only add to the annoyance of students driving around while hootin&#8217;\u00a0and hollerin&#8217; with banners on the back of their vehicles.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s like clockwork every year to have to clean up the mess after seeing some shaggy-haired kid wearing a jacket, tie, and cargo shorts hop out of a 75 thousand dollar car to hang a huge banner on an overpass,\u201d explained concerned citizen Jeffrey Coopers. &#8220;These kids deserve\u00a0spankings, but I&#8217;m sure their dads are hot shit lawyers.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While players from Baylor and McCallie prepare for tonight\u2019s big game, Chattanooga area residents are preparing to clean up the trash that will inevitably be left around the city from a solid week of \u201chyping&#8221;. The trash comes mostly in the form of huge banners that say \u201cM&#8221; or \u201cB\u201d. Experts question why students from each school make an effort to distribute the banners around the city, as a majority of the Chattanooga area population do not give two flying shit about the game. Both schools now have a tradition of creating of popular internet &#8220;hype videos&#8221; for the yearly<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1784,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1783"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1783\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}