{"id":1525,"date":"2016-05-28T23:04:48","date_gmt":"2016-05-29T03:04:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=1525"},"modified":"2016-05-28T23:04:48","modified_gmt":"2016-05-29T03:04:48","slug":"city-to-fund-seances-to-let-slain-witnesses-testify","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2016\/05\/28\/city-to-fund-seances-to-let-slain-witnesses-testify\/","title":{"rendered":"City to fund s\u00e9ances to let slain witnesses testify"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The City of Chattanooga announced plans to fund s\u00e9ances so that trial witnesses who have been <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timesfreepress.com\/news\/local\/story\/2016\/may\/26\/mother-girl-paralyzed-shooting-found-dead\/367707\/\">slain out of retaliation<\/a> before court dates will still be able to testify.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We obviously can&#8217;t guarantee your safety if you make the extremely brave and noble decision to <a href=\"http:\/\/projects.timesfreepress.com\/2013\/\/12\/15\/speaknoevil\/index.html\">testify<\/a> against those accused of violent and gang-related crimes,&#8221; said Morgan Dunnlop, a city representative. &#8220;But if necessary, we can get your testimony from the hereafter, through a s\u00e9ance.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The fund will pay for high-quality Ouija boards, candles and qualified gypsies, who are licensed and bonded.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The City of Chattanooga announced plans to fund s\u00e9ances so that trial witnesses who have been slain out of retaliation before court dates will still be able to testify. &#8220;We obviously can&#8217;t guarantee your safety if you make the extremely brave and noble decision to testify against those accused of violent and gang-related crimes,&#8221; said Morgan Dunnlop, a city representative. &#8220;But if necessary, we can get your testimony from the hereafter, through a s\u00e9ance.&#8221; The fund will pay for high-quality Ouija boards, candles and qualified gypsies, who are licensed and bonded.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1526,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}