{"id":1522,"date":"2016-05-25T20:28:17","date_gmt":"2016-05-26T00:28:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=1522"},"modified":"2016-05-25T20:28:17","modified_gmt":"2016-05-26T00:28:17","slug":"service-entrance-of-local-mexican-restaurant-named-top-new-make-out-spot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2016\/05\/25\/service-entrance-of-local-mexican-restaurant-named-top-new-make-out-spot\/","title":{"rendered":"Service entrance of local Mexican restaurant named top new make-out spot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">After a poll given to local participants with shit-filled underpants, a local Mexican restaurant\u2019s service entrance was named the area&#8217;s best new make-out spot.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">The restaurant&#8217;s service entrance beat out past favorite make-out spots, including a climate-controlled storage facility in Cleveland.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Since Chattanooga was named \u201cBest Town Ever\u201d this past year, experts believe the new make-out spot will be a must visit for tourists, including the TBI.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">&#8220;Whenever I take a lady there, the smell of discarded Mexican food really gets us in the mood,&#8221; said one local romancer about the new make-out spot.\u201d I always hope I can get her to go all the way, or as I call it, install a bike lane.&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a poll given to local participants with shit-filled underpants, a local Mexican restaurant\u2019s service entrance was named the area&#8217;s best new make-out spot.\u00a0 The restaurant&#8217;s service entrance beat out past favorite make-out spots, including a climate-controlled storage facility in Cleveland.\u00a0 Since Chattanooga was named \u201cBest Town Ever\u201d this past year, experts believe the new make-out spot will be a must visit for tourists, including the TBI.\u00a0 &#8220;Whenever I take a lady there, the smell of discarded Mexican food really gets us in the mood,&#8221; said one local romancer about the new make-out spot.\u201d I always hope I can get<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1523,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1522"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1522\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1523"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}