{"id":138,"date":"2013-04-01T19:51:50","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T23:51:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=138"},"modified":"2013-04-01T19:51:50","modified_gmt":"2013-04-01T23:51:50","slug":"d-dawgs-guide-to-chattown-chilis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2013\/04\/01\/d-dawgs-guide-to-chattown-chilis\/","title":{"rendered":"D-Dawg&#8217;s Guide to Chattown: Chili&#8217;s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When hitting up the hottest Chattanooga nightspots, ya gotta go where shit is the tightest. My name is Desmond \u201cD-Dawg\u201d Cooper, and I\u2019m a UTC frat guy and \u201cgo-to\u201d brah when suggesting the best places to hit up after hours in the down-t. I\u2019ve found one of the best places to truly capture the atmosphere of the C-town is the Chili\u2019s on Market Street.<\/p>\n<p>Chili\u2019s is located within reasonable drunken stumbling distance of the frat house, which makes it a great place to get your drink on, while saving dad\u2019s money rather than catchin\u2019 a cab. It sits in a prime location that is adjacent to another local favorite, the Applebee\u2019s, and the Hairy Dog.<\/p>\n<p>Upon entry, you\u2019re greeter by either some hawt babe with big ol T\u2019s, or some skinny brah that I could easily beat up. I mean this guy is a pipsqueek and probably isn\u2019t even man enough to pledge. One-on-one with me on the beer pong and this dude would go crying back to his mamma.<\/p>\n<p>The best time to visit Chili\u2019s is during game time. The Bud-L and Miller-L is usually damn cheap, and you can get torn up in no time. With so many flat tv\u2019s up in this bitch, you will never miss a play when it is game time. The mild wings are definitely a fav for my frat bros and I. If you\u2019re looking to make the evening more enjoyable, shots can be obtained on the cheap. Obtaining said shots from a hot bar tender makes the experience even better.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/chili-s-bar-and-grill.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-86\" alt=\"chili-s-bar-and-grill\" src=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/chili-s-bar-and-grill-300x224.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Photo\u00a0courtesy\u00a0of tripadvisor.com<\/p>\n<p>I believe the Chili\u2019s has the best of what Chattanooga has to offer: local flare, beer, shots, wings, and sports. If you and your bros ever decide to hit up the Chattown Chili\u2019s, let em that D-Dawg sent you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When hitting up the hottest Chattanooga nightspots, ya gotta go where shit is the tightest. My name is Desmond \u201cD-Dawg\u201d Cooper, and I\u2019m a UTC frat guy and \u201cgo-to\u201d brah when suggesting the best places to hit up after hours in the down-t. I\u2019ve found one of the best places to truly capture the atmosphere of the C-town is the Chili\u2019s on Market Street. Chili\u2019s is located within reasonable drunken stumbling distance of the frat house, which makes it a great place to get your drink on, while saving dad\u2019s money rather than catchin\u2019 a cab. It sits in a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":86,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/86"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}