{"id":1364,"date":"2015-09-15T20:17:57","date_gmt":"2015-09-16T00:17:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=1364"},"modified":"2015-09-15T20:17:57","modified_gmt":"2015-09-16T00:17:57","slug":"artisanal-coffee-shop-bans-hipsters-in-well-thought-out-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2015\/09\/15\/artisanal-coffee-shop-bans-hipsters-in-well-thought-out-plan\/","title":{"rendered":"Artisanal coffee shop bans hipsters in well-thought-out plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><figure id=\"attachment_1363\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1363\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/coffee.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/coffee-300x229.jpg\" alt=\"Coffee (Used under the CC-BY-2.0 license. Source: flic.kr\/p\/dwRV5d)\" width=\"300\" height=\"229\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/coffee-300x229.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/coffee-53x41.jpg 53w, https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/coffee.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1363\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Coffee (Used under the <a href=\"https:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/2.0\/\">CC-BY-2.0<\/a> license. Source: flic.kr\/p\/dwRV5d)<\/figcaption><\/figure>The artisanal, high-end coffee shop Grounds For Divorce announced that it had banned all hipsters from entering its premises in a well-thought-out plan.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nobody wearing a vintage t-shirt or neon plastic sunglasses or carrying a book by Jacques Lacan or Chuck Palahniuk is welcome here,&#8221; said a spokesperson for Grounds For Divorce.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, all you guys wearing skinny jeans: you look like fucking idiots,&#8221; said the spokesperson. &#8220;Go drink a PBR somewhere else.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Who would want to enjoy a delicious cup of coffee while surrounded by a bunch of trendy fuckers, anyway?&#8221; said the spokesperson, whose words echoed through the empty coffee shop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The artisanal, high-end coffee shop Grounds For Divorce announced that it had banned all hipsters from entering its premises in a well-thought-out plan. &#8220;Nobody wearing a vintage t-shirt or neon plastic sunglasses or carrying a book by Jacques Lacan or Chuck Palahniuk is welcome here,&#8221; said a spokesperson for Grounds For Divorce. &#8220;Hey, all you guys wearing skinny jeans: you look like fucking idiots,&#8221; said the spokesperson. &#8220;Go drink a PBR somewhere else.&#8221; &#8220;Who would want to enjoy a delicious cup of coffee while surrounded by a bunch of trendy fuckers, anyway?&#8221; said the spokesperson, whose words echoed through the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1363,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1364"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1364\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}