{"id":1156,"date":"2014-11-05T19:54:45","date_gmt":"2014-11-06T00:54:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=1156"},"modified":"2014-11-05T20:06:33","modified_gmt":"2014-11-06T01:06:33","slug":"election-wrap-up-republicans-bingo-playing-winos-pleased-by-election-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2014\/11\/05\/election-wrap-up-republicans-bingo-playing-winos-pleased-by-election-results\/","title":{"rendered":"Election wrap-up: Republicans, bingo-playing winos pleased by election results"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1155\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1155\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/voting.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1155\" src=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/voting-300x228.jpg\" alt=\"Voting instructions (Used under the CC-BY-2.0 license. Source: flic.kr\/p\/rMpQF)\" width=\"300\" height=\"228\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/voting-300x228.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/voting-53x41.jpg 53w, https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/voting.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1155\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Voting instructions (Used under the <a href=\"https:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/2.0\/\">CC-BY-2.0<\/a> license. Source: flic.kr\/p\/rMpQF)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>* Republicans, bingo-playing winos pleased by election results<\/p>\n<p>* Gov. Haslam pulls football away at last second as Democratic opponent tries to kick it<\/p>\n<p>* Coat-hanger industry stocks soar upon news of Amendment 1 passing<\/p>\n<p>* Vietnam veterans can now legally recreate the Russian Roulette scene from &#8220;The Deer Hunter&#8221; for charity under Amendment 4<\/p>\n<p>* Passing of &#8220;wine in supermarkets&#8221; referendum finally allows consumers to purchase Mad Dog 20\/20, ammo, birth control, Miracle Whip, gerbils and video cameras in one place<\/p>\n<p>* Bald, adulterous patient-fucker re-elected<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>* Republicans, bingo-playing winos pleased by election results * Gov. Haslam pulls football away at last second as Democratic opponent tries to kick it * Coat-hanger industry stocks soar upon news of Amendment 1 passing * Vietnam veterans can now legally recreate the Russian Roulette scene from &#8220;The Deer Hunter&#8221; for charity under Amendment 4 * Passing of &#8220;wine in supermarkets&#8221; referendum finally allows consumers to purchase Mad Dog 20\/20, ammo, birth control, Miracle Whip, gerbils and video cameras in one place * Bald, adulterous patient-fucker re-elected<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1155,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}