{"id":1103,"date":"2014-07-24T18:17:17","date_gmt":"2014-07-24T22:17:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=1103"},"modified":"2014-07-24T18:17:17","modified_gmt":"2014-07-24T22:17:17","slug":"mayor-berke-to-city-cut-this-creepy-shit-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2014\/07\/24\/mayor-berke-to-city-cut-this-creepy-shit-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Mayor Berke to City: Cut this creepy shit out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a day filled with reports of rape, child abuse, and other disgusting things, Chattanooga Mayor Andy Berke held a press conference this afternoon to ask Chattanooga residents to &#8220;cut all this weird creepy shit out&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What the hell is wrong with you people,&#8221; questioned Berke to a group of gatherers, all in\u00a0face-palm\u00a0stance. &#8220;Go back to using our gig internet for illegally downloading &#8220;Game of Thrones&#8221; episodes, not being a bunch of eerie asswipes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a day filled with reports of rape, child abuse, and other disgusting things, Chattanooga Mayor Andy Berke held a press conference this afternoon to ask Chattanooga residents to &#8220;cut all this weird creepy shit out&#8221;. &#8220;What the hell is wrong with you people,&#8221; questioned Berke to a group of gatherers, all in\u00a0face-palm\u00a0stance. &#8220;Go back to using our gig internet for illegally downloading &#8220;Game of Thrones&#8221; episodes, not being a bunch of eerie asswipes.&#8221; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":843,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}