{"id":1100,"date":"2014-07-15T20:52:19","date_gmt":"2014-07-16T00:52:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=1100"},"modified":"2014-07-15T20:52:19","modified_gmt":"2014-07-16T00:52:19","slug":"sen-corker-and-wife-have-victory-sex-after-vw-announcement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2014\/07\/15\/sen-corker-and-wife-have-victory-sex-after-vw-announcement\/","title":{"rendered":"Sen. Corker and wife have victory sex after VW announcement"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1099\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1099\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/bob_and_elizabeth_corker.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1099\" src=\"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/bob_and_elizabeth_corker-300x165.png\" alt=\"Sen. Bob Corker and wife Elizabeth\" width=\"300\" height=\"165\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/bob_and_elizabeth_corker-300x165.png 300w, https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/bob_and_elizabeth_corker.png 635w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1099\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sen. Bob Corker and wife Elizabeth<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>After Volkswagen announced yesterday that it would manufacture its new SUV, the CrossBlue, in Chattanooga, Senator Bob Corker and his wife Elizabeth celebrated by having victory sex.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s time, baby,&#8221; mouthed Corker to his wife standing offstage, shortly after Volkswagen&#8217;s news conference in Wolfsburg, Germany, where Mayor Andy Berke, Hamilton County Mayor Jim Coppinger and Governor Bill Haslam were also in attendance.<\/p>\n<p>Six months ago, while Volkswagen workers in Chattanooga were deciding whether or not to have union representation from the United Auto Workers, Corker stated that he was &#8220;&#8230;assured that should the workers vote against the UAW, Volkswagen will announce in the coming weeks that it will manufacture its new mid-size SUV here in Chattanooga.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Volkswagen disputed the claim, and Corker received criticism for possibly swaying workers unfairly to vote against the UAW \u2013 criticism which mounted when no such announcement from Volkswagen emerged in the following weeks.<\/p>\n<p>Feeling vindicated, Corker and his wife had vigorous, triumphant coitus last evening, according to reports.<\/p>\n<p>Political analysts stated that this was one of the more notable examples of celebratory politician intercourse in the new millennium, alongside George W. and Laura Bush&#8217;s post-Iraq-invasion hardcore banging and Barack and Michelle Obama&#8217;s six-hour fuckfest after the Affordable Care Act was signed into law.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After Volkswagen announced yesterday that it would manufacture its new SUV, the CrossBlue, in Chattanooga, Senator Bob Corker and his wife Elizabeth celebrated by having victory sex. &#8220;It&#8217;s time, baby,&#8221; mouthed Corker to his wife standing offstage, shortly after Volkswagen&#8217;s news conference in Wolfsburg, Germany, where Mayor Andy Berke, Hamilton County Mayor Jim Coppinger and Governor Bill Haslam were also in attendance. Six months ago, while Volkswagen workers in Chattanooga were deciding whether or not to have union representation from the United Auto Workers, Corker stated that he was &#8220;&#8230;assured that should the workers vote against the UAW, Volkswagen will<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1099,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}