{"id":1090,"date":"2014-06-28T12:52:19","date_gmt":"2014-06-28T16:52:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/?p=1090"},"modified":"2014-06-28T12:52:19","modified_gmt":"2014-06-28T16:52:19","slug":"man-xpo-about-sports-trucks-and-perpetuating-patriarchal-hegemony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chattanoogabystander.com\/2014\/06\/28\/man-xpo-about-sports-trucks-and-perpetuating-patriarchal-hegemony\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Xpo about sports, trucks and perpetuating patriarchal hegemony"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Man Xpo, called “Chattanooga’s first manly man event,” will celebrate sports, hunting, trucks, cigars, beer and the perpetuation of the patriarchal hegemony today at Finley Stadium and the First Tennessee Pavilion.<\/p>\n

“James Brown sang, ‘It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World,’ and no truer words have been sung,” said Man Xpo spokesperson Kent Broadchest. “Every day is a man’s day, 365 days a year, so to shine an extra-bright spotlight on men at the Man Xpo is just rubbing it in, regarding male dominance worldwide.”<\/p>\n

“Hey women, get a Y chromosome!” said Broadchest.<\/p>\n

All male attendees at the phallocratic extravaganza will receive a Man Xpo 2014 “man-sack” filled with goodies, including a sample of cigar-smoke-infused elk-jerky-flavored whiskey and a Mary Daly swimsuit poster.<\/p>\n

This inaugural Man Xpo event will feature guest speakers and seminars, covering topics such as “How to name your beard,” “15 new beer pong strategies,” “Duct tape and WD-40: from the garage to the bedroom” and “Manscaping with a survival knife.”<\/p>\n

There will also be a panel discussion on the issue of gender wage disparity in the porn industry.<\/p>\n

“This is a hot-button issue, pun intended, in the adult film world right now,” said male pornstar advocate Nobby Cox. “A female star could receive one thousand dollars or more for a 30-minute shoot, while her male counterpart will typically get $20 and a coupon for a free sandwich.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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