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Daniel Tiger unleashes profanity-filled tirade against Rep. Fleischmann after public TV, radio funding cuts

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After the Corporation for Public Broadcasting announced that it would be shutting down, due to Congress rescinding $1.1 billion for the CPB that was previously allocated, Daniel Tiger sent a critical, profanity-filled message to Rep. Chuck Fleischmann.

“Bitch, you better step the fuck off, you complicit little shit and spineless, kowtowing beta worm, wasting time writing pseudo-intellectual Objectivist masturbation fantasy remainder-bin novels and giving tax cuts to billionaires and adding massive national debt for future generations instead of trying to help educate and nurture our children and making our country safer and better informed,” said Tiger in an open letter to Fleischmann.

A recent Harris Poll survey revealed that a wide majority of Americans supports federal funding for public radio, with 77% of Republicans agreeing with the statement “I rely on public radio emergency alerts and news for my public safety.”

“My main man Mr. Rogers sends you a double fuck-you salute from heaven,” said Tiger. “Motherchucker.”

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