Excerpt from the book "Fuck You" by Rep. Chuck Fleischmann
Excerpt from the book "Fuck You" by Rep. Chuck Fleischmann

Rep. Chuck Fleischmann’s new book just the words “Fuck You” repeated 50,000 times

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After releasing his first fictional novel, “Once Upon an Empire,” earlier this year, which has earned a “1.8 star” rating (out of 5 stars) on Goodreads, Rep. Chuck Fleischmann has released his first foray into non-fiction, “Fuck You,” which consists solely of the words “Fuck You” repeated 50,000 times.

“I’m very proud of my new book,” said Fleischmann. “It reflects exactly how I feel toward my constituents, after I voted in favor of the ‘One Big Beautiful Bill Act’ which will add 3.3 trillion dollars to the national debt, leave almost 12 million people uninsured, and give major tax cuts to my dearest friends, and when I say ‘dearest’ I mean ‘richest.'”

“It’s also important that I release my novels as soon as possible, while my constituents still largely know how to read,” said Fleischmann, perhaps hinting at his voting record with regards to education.

Currently, Fleischmann’s book “Fuck You” has earned a “1.9 star” rating on Goodreads.

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