July 2025

Rep. Fleischmann demands Chatt. Red Wolves change team name to Redskins

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In an attempt to appease President Trump, Rep. Chuck Fleischmann has demanded that the soccer club Chattanooga Red Wolves change its name to Chattanooga Redskins, after Trump threatened to block a stadium deal if the Washington Commanders didn’t go back to its previous name, Washington Redskins.

“I’d literally kiss Trump’s ass if I had the chance, but for now, this will have to do,” said Fleischmann, a Trump partisan who voted in favor of the Trump-supported “One Big Beautiful Bill Act” which will increase the U.S. deficit by around $3.3 trillion.

Sports teams with Native American names, such as the Cleveland Indians (currently named The Guardians), the Atlanta Braves, and the Chicago Blackhawks, have been a topic of debate for decades, with opponents citing insensitivity and racism.

In a similar but opposite fashion, Fleischmann demanded that local Cracker Barrel restaurants change their name to “Whiteskin Barrel,” saying that the word “cracker” is insensitive towards white people.

Rep. Chuck Fleischmann’s new book just the words “Fuck You” repeated 50,000 times

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Excerpt from the book "Fuck You" by Rep. Chuck Fleischmann

After releasing his first fictional novel, “Once Upon an Empire,” earlier this year, which has earned a “1.8 star” rating (out of 5 stars) on Goodreads, Rep. Chuck Fleischmann has released his first foray into non-fiction, “Fuck You,” which consists solely of the words “Fuck You” repeated 50,000 times.

“I’m very proud of my new book,” said Fleischmann. “It reflects exactly how I feel toward my constituents, after I voted in favor of the ‘One Big Beautiful Bill Act’ which will add 3.3 trillion dollars to the national debt, leave almost 12 million people uninsured, and give major tax cuts to my dearest friends, and when I say ‘dearest’ I mean ‘richest.'”

“It’s also important that I release my novels as soon as possible, while my constituents still largely know how to read,” said Fleischmann, perhaps hinting at his voting record with regards to education.

Currently, Fleischmann’s book “Fuck You” has earned a “1.9 star” rating on Goodreads.