With the early voting turnout in Tennessee greatly surpassing that of 2020, Republican voters expressed an eagerness to suck the greasy cock of former President Donald Trump.
“What can I say,” said Hamilton County resident Otto Margatt, “I just couldn’t wait until Election Day to cram Trump’s wrinkled, veiny man-meat into my salivating mouth, so I can own the libs. Triggered yet, snowflakes?”
“I’m eager to gulp down Trump’s bitter, black sperm, because I know Trump and Jesus will clear a path for me to heaven,” said local voter Joelle Talmander. “As an evangelical, I believe 100% that the rapture will happen within my lifetime, even though it hasn’t happened in the last 2,000 years.”
“All my friends are voting for Trump, and I’d rather die than lose my friends and tribe, so gimme that slimy, smeg-covered Trump cock,” said early voter Denny Boddus. “I’ve been through a fraternity initiation and have had a MrBeast Burger, so I’ve had worse things in my mouth before.”
