After news broke that Representative Chuck Fleischmann would join in objecting to President-Elect Joe Biden’s certification, it was reported the congressman was spotted at a local adult store purchasing BDSM supplies in preparation for his next run-in with Trump. A bystander spotted Chucky trying on different outfits and talking to himself in a mirror.
“Please don’t say mean things on the internet about me daddy Trump, I promise I’ll be good and do whatever you want,” exclaimed Fleischmann into a mirror, while placing a MAGA bondage mask on his head and fastening on orange nipple clamps.
Sources have also discovered secret service was made aware the congressman’s safe word is “Fleshmann”, just in case things got a little out of hand with the departing losing president.
