Using a repurposed Hershey’s chocolate syrup bottle as a water bottle by Tennessee State Representative Kent Calfee has been widely recognized as the best thing a Republican has done in years.
“This is a grade A life-hack, my friends,” said local environmentalist Summer Starlight. “We should all be inspired to repurpose things that would otherwise end up in a landfill.”
“Bravo, Mr. Calfee, bravo, you magnificent nature-loving cheapskate,” said Starlight.
Calfee was later seen using an old sock as a reusable coffee filter.