Trump visits Rock City, claims to see nine states

Before his big speech at the McKenzie Arena this evening, acting President Donald J Trump visited local tourist hotspot Rock City, where visitors can look out and hopefully see seven states.

It was reported that while not even using binoculars, Trump was able to see nine states, which is two more than a mortal human being can see. Years ago, President Obama visited Rock City and called bullshit on the whole thing.

“We all know I have best eyes and greatest counting skills, that’s why I saw nine states,” explained Trump to a group of Fox News reporters. “No one sees more states better than me.”

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