BREAKING: Poo poo face Trump bans doody head Corker from White House adult day care center

After an exchange of strongly worded tweets between President Trump and Congressman Bob Corker, Trump announced he had banned Corker from attending the White House adult day care, just before residents were about to be given their daily treat of Activia yogurt snacks.

“SAD that Corker has to be such a fart breath turd burglar to me, especially since we were such great playtime/campaign buddies in the past,” explained Trump. “He will NEVERĀ get back his School House Rocks VHS copy of how a bill becomes law, believe me!”

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