Harrison Keely returns from Vegas, purchases Times Free Press

After striking big in a hand of Go Fish during a Las Vegas casino game, former Chattanooga resident and Times Free Press reporter announced his return to the publication with the intention to buy it.

Keely left the Times Free Press back in January for a career as a Vegas show dancer, but received numerous complaints due to his insistence on wearing loose fitting suits.

“My first goal is to turn the entire paper into a 3 to 4 minute web only video everyday, explained Keely. “Next comes the purchase of Nooga.com and making Sean Phipps my pool hunk.”

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