After two solid weeks of violence and murder in the Tennessee Valley, Chattanooga Police Chief Fred Fletcher announced plans to hire 
new internet sensation and Craigslist Frisbee advocate HecKtor Dangus (not his real name) to stop future outbreaks.
“We believe Mr Dangus (not his real name) can try this shit in deterring future outbreaks in crime within our city, exclaimed Chief Fletcher. “At least we know he will not try to jack off or fuck anyone in the process.”
March: Lipstick-wearing Bugs Bunny arrested for defying TN drag show ban April: Hero Kid Rock shoots
After news that Hasbro might be removing the “Mr.” from its classic Mr. Potato Head toy,
After rioters carrying Trump flags stormed the U.S. Capitol yesterday, Congressman Chuck Fleischmann told a WDEF
After receiving criticism for holding indoor church services with hundreds of people without distancing or mask
Since everyone else is, a representative of the New York City Times Square New Year’s Eve
