Santorum profusely and passionately gushed, aimed at 3rd Congressional District Republican candidate Weston Wamp, it was announced this morning. “This overflowing outpouring of Santorum is something I have desired for a long time,” said Wamp. “I’m so pleased – is […]
After a day filled with reports of rape, child abuse, and other disgusting things, Chattanooga Mayor Andy Berke held a press conference this afternoon to ask Chattanooga residents to “cut all this weird creepy shit out”. “What the hell is […]
After Volkswagen announced yesterday that it would manufacture its new SUV, the CrossBlue, in Chattanooga, Senator Bob Corker and his wife Elizabeth celebrated by having victory sex. “It’s time, baby,” mouthed Corker to his wife standing offstage, shortly after Volkswagen’s […]
A study recently published in the American Journal of Psychology concluded that Chattanooga was the most gullible city in the nation. The study was conducted over five years with over 9000 adult participants who resided in cities with populations of […]
Santorum profusely and passionately gushed, aimed at 3rd Congressional District Republican candidate Weston Wamp, it was announced this morning. “This [...]
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No, it isn't, and I doubt any bondsman will go his bond, either. That
maybe you didn't hear about the guy who raped a 2 1/2 year old, I woul
I believe if we're going to have an entertainment district, there shou
No, this is fictional, as it states on the bottom highlights.
Yeah, who would believe there are flying doughnuts?